The giant icicle

On a dark and stormy night, the rain was smashing against my window as if it was trying to break it apart, the wind howled like a wolf did at the moon and the moon was covered by the dark rain clouds as if it was trying to camouflage.

It was cold but it was warm for me because of the excitement and anticipation of the soccer tournament. As I was about to rest my head, suddenly, it started to hail and it formed a giant Icicle that crashed into the house and I watched as it burrowed into the core of the earth, creating a massive earthquake (I know the earth would explode but it would be too boring if it ended in the first paragraph).

I was shocked as I saw my house crumbling bit by bit, piece by piece and chunk by chunk. The walls were splitting into many bits and pieces and the roof crashed down on me but I quickly dashed to the door which had fell to the ground and escaped without a scratch. I was in shock and horror, what will I do? Where will I go? Will I live on the streets? Then, I knew what to do and that was…. to burn the icicle.

I went to the nearest guns and ammo store to get myself some Molotov cocktails and was surprised that there was no one inside. The shop owner’s gone he left every single gun and equipment in the store. I thought “What a dumb shop owner.” And kind of stole all the Molotov cocktails and other fire weapons he had. I went back and threw a cocktail. The fire roared as it hit the top of the Giant sharp ice but it had no effect. I kept on throwing one after the other but it didn’t even make a dent! I tried the flamethrower but even the power of the intense fire only took out 1/100th of it. I tried everything! Bullets, arrows, blades, oil but nothing ever worked so I had to use my secret weapon… The napalm bomb.

The bomb was 4M long, just big enough for the hole. I dropped it and sprinted as fast as I could, away from the bomb just in case I get blasted by the intense air. The explosion sky rocketed into the air and the blast left a giant smoke cloud that made it impossible to see. Once the smoke cleared away, I went to check the hole and the icicle was gone and the earthquake/aftershocks went away and that was the end of that disaster.